Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Mike and Ryan: Beer Experts

The ugly truth about beer is this: many “Corporate” Breweries are diluting beer’s natural flavors by using rice and adulterating beer's intented taste.  While this drives the cost of beer down it drives me crazy!  If, for some reason, America’s soul was only capable of running on beer letting it have Budweiser would be like trying to run American politics on common sense.  It just wont work.  We must return to how beer is suppose to taste because America's very soul is at stake.
 
Through my years of study it is becoming more and more clear that beer needs plently of malted barley to taste as God intended. 

Set forth by the founders of beer there has traditionally been only four ingredients to a good beer: water, hops, malted barley and yeast.  Though some new variations to the recipe are quite good, it has become easier for corporations to sacrifice quality for the cheaper alternatives: barley with the adulterating effects of rice.

The goal is this: we wish to give you the unbiased facts about beer only biased by us.  We do not expect you all to trust our opinion at first(even though they are going to be entirely accurate and worth reading) but we do hope that you will take the facts and find out for yourselves.  With the appropriate information we will all become keen beer drinkers capable of distinguishing the piss from the heavenly nectar given the name "beer" by the Greek god HellYeah.

We will hold nothing back in our critiques because unlike our beloved politicians, we don't need to lie to you to get ahead.  We rarely agree so you will get more than one biased conclusion...you will get two biased conclusions. 

One more thought before we begin.  Often clouded by corporate warmongers and cut throat advertisers the uninitiated would be led to believe that 'Budweriser' is the 'King of Beers.'  I hope by now you have become sceptical of this.  Be deceived no longer.  Like we do with all politicians and corporate crackheads, we must ignore what they say and find out for ourselves. Let the drinking begin.

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